Monday, September 28, 2009

The Sonnet of Captain James T. Kirk

These are the travels of the Enterprise
Our purpose is to explore the universe
We visit planets of enormous size
And please ignore my Tricorder man-purse
I am Captain Kirk the awesomest guy
McCoy is confounded by Spock’s logic
Spock is a Vulcan so he cannot lie
All the natives seem to think we’re magic
I hate the Klingon ‘cause they killed David
Killed him on the planet known as Genesis
Their obsession with the planet was quite rabid
Their captain fell in the fiery abyss
Now here we are floating through time and space
About to save the entire human race.
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Yes, I know David and Rabid don't rhyme, and Spock actually can lie, but it's not too much of a stretch.

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